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my star wars hot takes are that the last jedi is the best of the films, the acolyte is easily better than the entire prequel trilogy and up there with the good movies, darth maul has vastly overstayed his welcome, and the clone wars cartoon in general isn't that great (but rebels is)

dade-j-wheeler

These are all basic takes. Real Star Wars fans know this: -The Rise of Skywalker was the best one

-George stole the franchise from Marcia Lucas

-Luke, Leia, Han, Anakin and Obi-Wan are Mary Sues -The Original Trilogy is not canon

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The answer is Shyamalan's objectively perfect film version of The Last Airbender. #RestoreTheShyamalanverse #GiveShyamalanTheATLARights #HaveShyamalansLawyersLiftTheirRestrainingOrderAgainstMe

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benkybot

Emilia Perez is like the first anti-cult classic when you think about it. Like at first a small group of people were like "wow this is a gift to cinema this is the coolest thing ever" and then the wider public saw it and now that small group doesn't even exist anymore. Everybody came to their senses

dade-j-wheeler

Just another victim of the pervasive anti-French racism in society.

harley-rose25

The anti-Zionist revealing they just hate jews.. again for the 1000th time

Bunch of pro Palestine anti Zionist protesters decided to scream that they support Hamas (a terrorist organization that has stated multiple times that their goal is to kill all the jews) and the intifada (mass killing of jews) in a Jewish neighborhood, in front of a Jewish school and place of worship.

Those of us who have been against this "anti-zionist" bullcrap have been saying that these people just hate jews and are using a war (that Palestine started) to justify rallying up hate for jews, including random jews who have nothing to do with Israel.

I would say they're showing their true colors but, like, the colors have been pretty clear since the start

dade-j-wheeler

You really think that "Zionists" are Jews? The State of Israel was a Nazi false flag, all "Israelis" are Russian/German Templars and American Evangelicals pretending to be Jewish. The Palestinians are ethnically Jewish.

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SnyderVerse is still dead and trash

Snydercults are diseases to all true real dc & superheroes in all world!

Superboy Prime is right!

DCEU is still wasted potential!

Vor

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Superheroes are a disease, and the only cure is Shyamalan's Last Airbender.

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can james gunn fans be fucking normal about the snyderverse? like i just wanna have peace but i feel like a lot of you are saying some bullshit like 'wow it's crazy how the snyderverse is over and all the snyderverse fans are gonna kill themselves. the world is better off without them!'

like can we all just hold hands and recognize that it's all just pretend characters and if you don't like an interpretation that doesn't mean it's the most terrible thing ever and everybody who likes it is a bad person?? or am i crazy?????

dade-j-wheeler

If you like ANY sort of superhero movie (except for Fant4stic and Morbius) you are fascist, and also a nerd and/or a normie. Grow up and watch REAL cinema, like M. Night Shyamalan's masterpiece The Last Airbender, or Emilia Perez, or Dragonball Evolution.

#snyderverse #restoretheshyamalanverse

mad-not-disappointed

so we all know the first disaster of ALTA live action movie, right? the one directed by M Night Shyamalan? there's no live action in Ba Sing Se, etc etc.

yeah, it was heavily criticized and rightfully so. it was whitewashed, the acting was bad, the effects were horrible. it just butchered the original series entirely.

but one thing that still pisses me off is when people make fun of the accent in the movie, specifically how they pronounced the word "Avatar". because guess what. THAT IS HOW YOU ACTUALLY PRONOUNCE THAT WORD.

"Avatar" is not a fictional word, and it's not an english word. it's Sanskrit for ‘divine reincarnation’. specifically, it was first used in the Hindu mythology to refer to the various reincarnations of Vishnu, also known as the Dashavatar, meaning “ten avatars”.

so people saying “haha they said uh-vatar instead of AA-vatar” is STUPID because that's how you fucking pronounce it.

and i'm sure a lot of people are just ignorant and don't know what i just said. i know it because i'm Indian and was raised in a Hindu family. but i just wish people did SOME research instead of automatically assuming that a word is mispronounced because they've been pronouncing it the european way.

dade-j-wheeler

You're right about how people who hate Shyamalan's masterpiece of a film are racist against Indians, but you maintain internalized racism by saying that you called the film a "disaster". Shyamalan's film was much better than that racist fake anime made by white people (one of whom, Dave FAILoni, would ruin Star Wars with BRICKS AND SCREWS) and deserves a sequel (preferably in 120 fps 3D). Alas, even Shyamalan himself has fallen into internalized anti-Indian racism: he has allowed his lawyers to file a restraining order against me for "digging through his trash" (I want to find evidence of a sequel!) and "scaring his kids"...

#restoretheshyamalanverse #shyamalan the last airbender #the last airbender 2010

averagesizedperson

As far as I can tell the Nolan Odyssey discourse on this website is driven by a bunch of people who are stuck in the "Nolan is a dudebro jock fascist" 2017 Letterboxd mindset who also think that writing Percy Jackson fanfic makes them an expert in Ancient Greek culture.

Less well known among the normies than the right-wing Twitter outrage merchants but just as annoying

dade-j-wheeler

There has NEVER BEEN any "Ancient Greek" culture. It was all stolen from the POC Egyptians, Mesopotamians, and Phoenicians. Homer pretended to be blind so that he could avoid a copyright lawsuit from the Sumerians over the Epic of Gilgamesh!

Hello!

I'm here to spread the TRUTH to all the peoples of Tumblr: that M. Night Shyamalan's Last Airbender film was an objective masterpiece that was so much better than that racist fake anime, AND that it deserves a continuing franchise! Fuck the MCU, fuck Nolan, fuck James Gunn AND Zack Snyder. The ShyamalanVerse is where it's at.

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