flirting with inexperienced!clark
warnings: none— tooth rotting fluff, flirting, workplace au
inexperienced!clark who's never really flirted before you. it's not like he wasn't interested in women, and he had tried to talk to them (keyword being 'try'), but every time he got a little flustered, he just seemed to turn into a stuttering, blushing idiot. so when you, the woman he'd been clearly crushing on for months, start shamelessly flirting with the 6'4 man at the water cooler in your office, it doesn't take much for his heart to start racing.
"so, clark, i was wondering if you were doing anything this friday?"
"oh- uh, gosh! i uh, no, no i'm not, " he chuckles, trying to contain himself and act suave. "i'm free. on friday." he runs his hands through his combed hair. pull it together, clark! he thinks to himself. "do you want to, uhm, would you like to do something? out? with me? would you like to go out with me?"
you pause for a minute, holding back the smile; "yeah," you laugh a little "i'd like that"
"y'know maybe we could go to that new sports bar that opened up on 42nd? jimmy told me it's nice, and it's near my apartment— oh my goodness, not that i'm insinuiating, i'm so sorry, i was just saying- darn it!" he puts his hands over his eyes for a second "i'm blowing this, aren't i?"
you pause again, and smile. "not at all."
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