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as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

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pangur-and-grim

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

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prokopetz

Having been Very Online in the mid 1990s is rough because half of your formative influences are like "yeah, this Flash video engages in pop culture deconstruction that's strikingly topical even thirty years later and did things to my vocabulary that persist to this day, and I can literally never recommend it to anyone because its core premise is a level of homophobic ordinarily observed only under laboratory conditions".

prokopetz

Them: Hey, you were around for the first wave of real webcomics. Which one was your favourite?

Me:

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#thank god homestar runner aged well (via @shibascarf)

Homestar Runner is the way that it is in large part because it's a response to the 90s edgelord bullshit I'm talking about; while the characters had earlier appeared in print, the Flash animated version that everybody remembers didn't debut until January of 2000. If it's aged well, that isn't an accident – it's a product of its authors looking at the state of 1990s Internet culture and making a conscious decision to be Not That.

marshmellowtea

crazy how genuinely unfunny tonyzaret is now. i guess making fun of people with harmless hobbies because a handful of people are assholes about it sometimes was an attractive "career" path to him but i think it's a sign he needs to get his stupid ass off of this website

averagesizedperson

You're just oppressing him for being a Cocomelon Fandom Adult.

pangur-and-grim

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

pangur-and-grim

why aren't we doing this?

pangur-and-grim

you 🫵 you can join the breeding project.

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pangur-and-grim

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

pangur-and-grim

why aren't we doing this?

pangur-and-grim

you 🫵 you can join the breeding project.

cool-deltarune-fun-facts

Deltarune Fun Fact:

Many players believe that, based on their actions at various points in the story and their behaviour when they're alone together, Susie and Noelle have romantic feelings for each other. However this isn't necessarily the case. After all, I've seen my girlfriend behaving similarly with another girl, and she's reassured me they're just friends.

dont talk to me

pompomposting

he is eating a bagel with his friend bagel who is also eating a bagel

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oscmagazine

This is New Culture magazine! It's not about modern youth culture, it's about future youth culture.

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currentlycryingaboutlancelot

camelot dashboard simulator

👑 kingofengland

questing literally sucks. i miss my wife

🛡️lance.du.lac

me too :(

👑 kingofengland

??????

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🔑seneschal-kay

PLEASE stop signing up for tournaments under fake names. im so serious. if we get any more of these we are literally going to call off the games this upcoming whitsuntide. and this includes lancelot. there are no exceptions. i will throw you out if you give me a fake name. i don’t care who your dad is. i will kill you

🕶️fair.unknown Follow

hi

🔑seneschal-kay

BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU

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🧪 tristan-from-cornwall

lancelot i know this is you

#your obsession with me is getting embarrassing #also she is literally also named iseult so i dont see what the problem is

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🧥la-cote-male-taile

wait guys im actually really confused about sir mordred lmao. is he arthur’s nephew or his son

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿queen.morgause.70 Follow

tbh not sure you’re going to love the answer to this one

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🛡️lance.du.lac

hey guys! just an update since i know i’ve been gone for a while! i’ve just been taking some time to myself just to relax in the woods and i feel a lot better now. i’m done being insane and on my way back to camelot :)

🛡️lance.du.lac

insane again

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🧚‍♀️morgan-le-fae

what should i send to my brother next

cape that will set him on fire

horn that tells him wife is cheating on him

Voting ended onSep 11, 2025

#tbh cape that sets people on fire is a favorite of mine #but also the gwencelot stuff is pissing me off #especially because lancelot keeps vagueblogging about it #as if everyone doesnt know what’s going on

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#personal #my husband has been missing for like 2 days and i think he is cheating on me #i havent really wanted to come to terms with this because it just sucks but i dont really know what other explanation there could be #:(

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spotted on west grounds of camelot castle 03:47 4/26/1066

(submitted by @ bedivere77)

👑kingofengland

anyone want to go hunt this with me??

#have been having kind of a rough week but maybe hunting will lift my spirits #also a package just arrived for me so thats exciting!!!!

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❤️queen.guinevere

just so you guys all know, there is someone sending people random anons pretending to be me but it’s not me who sent it!! so if you get anything weird that seems like it's from me in the next few days it's probably not. sorry and i hope this gets figured out soon!!

💔false.guinevere

>:)

❤️queen.guinevere

wtf

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does anyone else think beaumains or whatever his name is looks super familiar

🛡️lance.du.lac

dude i think he's your brother

🪓oldest.orkney.gawain Follow

ohhhh yeah that would actually make so much sense. on an unrelated note does anyone think fair unknown looks super familiar

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courtly love is actually such a joke. the queen does not care about you lmfao. get a life

👑kingofengland

:(

🎭dinadan-the-knight Follow

i am so sorry my lord this post was not about you

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🗡️per.ce.val

on the grail quest and i think galahad just died???

🐗sir-bors

on the bright side we did find the grail!

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byjove

The expectation that you will refer to a trans person by their preferred pronouns and name is not them ‘forcing you to accept them’ it is basic respect. You don’t have to like trans people, you don’t have to ‘believe’ our identities or whatever. You do have an obligation to treat us like people, though. If you had a 40 something cis male coworker named Bill and you repeatedly, pointedly and aggressively called him ‘Shirley’ and exclusively used she/her pronouns to refer to him, that would be a major HR problem. It is not persecution to have to show basic human decency.

skybread

Love the message but these posts are always about how trans women are treated and not trans men or non-binary people, we are also deeply affected by this! Treating people with respect is common human decency!

byjove

I am quite literally a trans man and this post was inspired by a trans man speaking about his experience being forcefully and purposefully misgendered by a transphobic coworker in an office environment. I’m not sure how you could read this post and think “What about trans men? This post excludes trans men and nonbinary people.”

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robotlyra

The reason why McConnell is currently ambiguously dead is because KY law was recently amended to state that a vacant senate seat must be filled by a special election, but previously, the duty to fill a vacant senate seat was by appointment of the current governor. The present KY gov is a Democrat, and has the means to challenge the special elections rule in the state supreme court, under the argument that it is unconstitutional to governor's power as outlined in the KY state constitution. So given the risk of a Dem appointee who would become an incumbent to challenge, or a special election race in the middle of the Mamdani Endorsement DemSoc run on congressional seats, McConnell will remain in quantum superposition between life and death until there is no longer a risk of his republican power being challenged.

Which... you know, really is life in the American Fascist Era in a nutshell: a questionably dead or dying racist lich refusing to reliquinsh the ability to make all our lives miserable

lizardsfromspace

The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

dragongirlsnout

y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"

dragongirlsnout

*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman

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beemovieerotica

someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful

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a linguist is analyzing it

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official linguistics post

jooferslannister-deactivated202

Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles.

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