When I played Roller Coaster Tycoon as a kid, I would often pore through the guest list looking for the most miserable people in the park. Then, since I didn't want them to bring down my park rating, I would pick them up and drop them in a water feature - a dead guest can't be an unhappy guest, after all.
In retrospect, I think child me was on the cusp of a powerful realization about economics, politics... possibly even theology. Depression, anxiety, and anger can be fatal, after all.
you were a kinder god than I could ever be.



















