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@averagesizedperson
crazy how genuinely unfunny tonyzaret is now. i guess making fun of people with harmless hobbies because a handful of people are assholes about it sometimes was an attractive "career" path to him but i think it's a sign he needs to get his stupid ass off of this website
You're just oppressing him for being a Cocomelon Fandom Adult.
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it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon
why aren't we doing this?
you π«΅ you can join the breeding project.
it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon
why aren't we doing this?
you π«΅ you can join the breeding project.
Deltarune Fun Fact:
Many players believe that, based on their actions at various points in the story and their behaviour when they're alone together, Susie and Noelle have romantic feelings for each other. However this isn't necessarily the case. After all, I've seen my girlfriend behaving similarly with another girl, and she's reassured me they're just friends.
dont talk to me
he is eating a bagel with his friend bagel who is also eating a bagel
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This is New Culture magazine! It's not about modern youth culture, it's about future youth culture.
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π kingofengland
questing literally sucks. i miss my wife
π‘οΈlance.du.lac
me too :(
π kingofengland
??????
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πseneschal-kay
PLEASE stop signing up for tournaments under fake names. im so serious. if we get any more of these we are literally going to call off the games this upcoming whitsuntide. and this includes lancelot. there are no exceptions. i will throw you out if you give me a fake name. i donβt care who your dad is. i will kill you
πΆοΈfair.unknown Follow
hi
πseneschal-kay
BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU
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π§ͺ tristan-from-cornwall
lancelot i know this is you
#your obsession with me is getting embarrassing #also she is literally also named iseult so i dont see what the problem is
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π§₯la-cote-male-taile
wait guys im actually really confused about sir mordred lmao. is he arthurβs nephew or his son
π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώqueen.morgause.70 Follow
tbh not sure youβre going to love the answer to this one
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π‘οΈlance.du.lac
hey guys! just an update since i know iβve been gone for a while! iβve just been taking some time to myself just to relax in the woods and i feel a lot better now. iβm done being insane and on my way back to camelot :)
π‘οΈlance.du.lac
insane again
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π§ββοΈmorgan-le-fae
what should i send to my brother next
cape that will set him on fire
horn that tells him wife is cheating on him
#tbh cape that sets people on fire is a favorite of mine #but also the gwencelot stuff is pissing me off #especially because lancelot keeps vagueblogging about it #as if everyone doesnt know whatβs going on
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π mrs-bisclavret Follow
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#personal #my husband has been missing for like 2 days and i think he is cheating on me #i havent really wanted to come to terms with this because it just sucks but i dont really know what other explanation there could be #:(
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spotted on west grounds of camelot castle 03:47 4/26/1066
(submitted by @ bedivere77)
πkingofengland
anyone want to go hunt this with me??
#have been having kind of a rough week but maybe hunting will lift my spirits #also a package just arrived for me so thats exciting!!!!
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β€οΈqueen.guinevere
just so you guys all know, there is someone sending people random anons pretending to be me but itβs not me who sent it!! so if you get anything weird that seems like it's from me in the next few days it's probably not. sorry and i hope this gets figured out soon!!
πfalse.guinevere
>:)
β€οΈqueen.guinevere
wtf
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does anyone else think beaumains or whatever his name is looks super familiar
π‘οΈlance.du.lac
dude i think he's your brother
πͺoldest.orkney.gawain Follow
ohhhh yeah that would actually make so much sense. on an unrelated note does anyone think fair unknown looks super familiar
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πdinadan-the-knight Follow
courtly love is actually such a joke. the queen does not care about you lmfao. get a life
πkingofengland
:(
πdinadan-the-knight Follow
i am so sorry my lord this post was not about you
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π‘οΈper.ce.val
on the grail quest and i think galahad just died???
πsir-bors
on the bright side we did find the grail!
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The expectation that you will refer to a trans person by their preferred pronouns and name is not them βforcing you to accept themβ it is basic respect. You donβt have to like trans people, you donβt have to βbelieveβ our identities or whatever. You do have an obligation to treat us like people, though. If you had a 40 something cis male coworker named Bill and you repeatedly, pointedly and aggressively called him βShirleyβ and exclusively used she/her pronouns to refer to him, that would be a major HR problem. It is not persecution to have to show basic human decency.
Love the message but these posts are always about how trans women are treated and not trans men or non-binary people, we are also deeply affected by this! Treating people with respect is common human decency!
I am quite literally a trans man and this post was inspired by a trans man speaking about his experience being forcefully and purposefully misgendered by a transphobic coworker in an office environment. Iβm not sure how you could read this post and think βWhat about trans men? This post excludes trans men and nonbinary people.β
The reason why McConnell is currently ambiguously dead is because KY law was recently amended to state that a vacant senate seat must be filled by a special election, but previously, the duty to fill a vacant senate seat was by appointment of the current governor. The present KY gov is a Democrat, and has the means to challenge the special elections rule in the state supreme court, under the argument that it is unconstitutional to governor's power as outlined in the KY state constitution. So given the risk of a Dem appointee who would become an incumbent to challenge, or a special election race in the middle of the Mamdani Endorsement DemSoc run on congressional seats, McConnell will remain in quantum superposition between life and death until there is no longer a risk of his republican power being challenged.
Which... you know, really is life in the American Fascist Era in a nutshell: a questionably dead or dying racist lich refusing to reliquinsh the ability to make all our lives miserable
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The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact
y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"
*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman
someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful
a linguist is analyzing it
official linguistics post
Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles.
I don't know how to articulate this well, but I really fucking hate the way a lot of thin writers write fat characters. Like how men write women "breasting boobily" there is something so dehumanizing about how fat characters are often written. "He waddled", "he lumbered", the writer of the book I'm reading always mentions this characters "fleshy hand" when he does something with his hand. Like, we already know that he's fat. There is no need to describe everything he does as "doing it fatly".
*fishes this absolute treasure from the tags*
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oh my god it hurts
and it's going to hurt forever
every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something
to set the record straight, the context is that I had covid and was bleeding from my throat and lungs, but for some ungodly reason, I was feverishly driven to drink lemonade and kept screaming and writhing because I was pouring fizzy lemon juice on open throat wounds
if female top nudity weren't viewed as inherently sexually explicit. oh brother. I would be letting those puppies hang like you wouldn't believe
the thing is I would be okay with being viewed as sexually attractive while topless. like a shirtless cis man can be a considered a hunk beefcake eye candy etc but it's not by nature r-rated. usamerican society at large is able to understand that toplessness can be sexually appealing but is not in itself a sexual act when a man does it. if I could be just casually topless on a hot day or something without the little flashing light over my head saying think of the CHILDREN I would be getting minoan with it
