To much to do, Not nearly enough TIME

Astigmugtism

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

if any of you fuckers put that new Harry Potter show on my dash I am blocking your ass

i love making men giggle like was that funny babygirl.......

Bullies try and give me shit for using too many cremes and moisturizers but their punches slide off harmlessly and I slip-slide away down the halls like an oily little penguin 

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

i need a lucky potato

deadbeat group chat member

hey it’s ok if you lost your ai virginity back when you were uneducated. a lot of posts go like “reblog if you have never ever used generative ai and never ever will!!!” but it’s ok if you have used gen ai before and it’s even ok if you used to think it was cool, back before you understood what it really was and how it worked, either because no one had taught you about it and you discovered it on your own or because the only education you had received about it was from the tech bros. you’re not a burger with a bite out of it for having used ai. ok

reblog to give prev a fUCKING BREAK in 2026

rb to have a super gay 2023

rb to have a super gay 2024

rb to have a super gay 2025

rb to have a super gay 2026

fuck me skin to skin while we're on my bed under all of my blankets with ur favourite show on in the background n maybe there's a thunderstorm outside but we can't hear it over all the noises we're making while ur dick pumps in n out of me