Boring Life Excitement

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

give. that. boy. a. borger.

I never want an explanation

For those that do: this is a common thing at all inclusive resorts in Mexico. Not this exactly but water aerobics in the pool instructed by one of the entertainment staff in a costume is.

Smash or pass: the sexy tuna guy from the starkist cans

Fuck marry kill: green giant, sexy tuna, mr clean

You are NOT allowed to kill mr clean

I want you to know you are so powerful to be able to begin with “this is obvious”

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year

she killed him with a fuckin look

The I, Robot sequel looks lit.

give her one

give her a cheeto.

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

me and my gf staring into each others eyes because we’re engaging in a psychic battle of wills but also because we love each other

hey @staff miles is pretending to have a girlfriend again can you delete his blog now?

shes real she goes to another website

You walk out in the pink one, listen to the police, gasp demurely, then say “excuse me for a moment” and come back out in the black one.  Sounds reasonable and completely unsuspicious.

a mass exodus from chicken village

what tragedy befell these gentle folk…