because no one else will

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

ok you know what mommy’s sick and tired of your poor reading comprehension

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

under my totalitarian regime being a housewife will not be allowed. you WILL become an accomplished scientist

problematic mosquito bite gap relationship

look all i'm saying is if you take me out to dinner in the late spring to early autumn period you're not really on a date with Me. your date is bugs.

iwtv seasons one and two was like being tucked into bed and read a heartbreaking story by Louis du pointe du lac. The Vampire Lestat is like your blackout drunk uncle trying to tell you an anecdote at a family gathering

SAM REID CALLING OMEGAVERSE "VERY URSULA LE GUIN"

the trolley problem except the guy tied to one set of tracks is your friend and someone you trust and one of the few people in the world that you genuinely like and he's begging for his life and he's saying that you're murdering him and he's screaming and clawing and running like a wild animal. on the other set of tracks is every living thing on the planet. its a no brainer, obviously. but he will still scream. this happened to my good friend eva stratt

I think it's funny that Zendaya is one of the most glamorous women alive today and simultaneously also probably has the best kubrick stare in all of Hollywood right now