Your Local Sumeru Lover

do you ever think about how oikawa shares a birthday with alexander the great and iwaizumi’s birthday is the day alexander the great died or are you, like. normal

completely imaginary scenarios that i made up in my head which i simultaneously crave and also can never survive happening. i am at a trivia night at the bar with my respectable friends who are prepared for things like pop culture and music and movies and whatever. i am not prepared but i show up. “what day did alexander the great die?” is the question. my moment has come. we consult with our teams and they don’t really know but i am so fucking sure guys you have to trust me i fucking KNOW THIS he was born july 20 and died june 10 i know this i KNOW this. we answer june 10 and i am of course correct. how did you know that my team asks. they are impressed. i bask in their impressed-ness because it is about to go away. “well there’s a haikyuu character” i start. they groan and jeer so loud we are docked five points.

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo