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My name is Ethan. Let's be real here, this blog has no rhyme or reason. Mostly it's just full of stuff I find on this site that I like. Occasionally I'll post things that I make such as writing, photography, and voice acting. I'm chill af and usually follow back. I also don't have a stick up my ass about tons of things and I prefer to stay out of Tumblr drama.

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mustard-seethe

get a load of the orbs on this guy

#art #cats

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starling

My sleeping hound will point you to the left

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casualcryptid69

We’re under a severe thunderstorm warning rn and my dad just opened the door to show my dog because he was begging to go out and it reminded me of that part in Dracula where Dracula opens the door to the howling wolves and Jonathan’s like um actually I’ll stay inside thanks

#dracula

bulltuskbutch

Puppy girl who lays its head on your lap and gives you the most soulful eyes and whimpers so cute because her Dr. Pepper bowl is empty

neat-username

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

nerdreamer

bark-barkley

no i actually cant fit doing this thing that takes 5 minutes into my schedule sorry :/ i only have the entire day free i just cant

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deerwife

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

esculent-macabre-deactivated201

doggosource

bhramarii

no mondays in the cambrian era

teal-tealwren

a bottomless sea

rapidlydecayingcorpse

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

rapidlydecayingcorpse

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

kla1991

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gargoyle-shark

Haikouichthys

Recently, a study may have shown that our ancestors had had 4 eyes, crazy stuff

Look at him, he's a goofball.

hot-cicada-milf-summer

There better not be beasts all over the shop when I get there

hot-cicada-milf-summer

Don’t leave a banger like this in the notes

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