Let Me Scream Into The Void

contemplating my ruined cheesecake while drinking wine #shavuotthings

unfortunately my kid did pronounce “juice box” as “jewish box” this morning.

apparently I do not understand like. Booking etiquette if I am actively asking you about pricing and shit am I not first come?? Should you not inform me someone else is enquiring?? I am so frustrated and I can't even kvetch about it because apparently it's my own fault for not knowing this could happen

ok can i be mean now? Little dreidel emoji for chanuka themed posts next year @staff. Do it. It cant possibly harder then what you did this year. Sufganiyot are round, repurpose the snowman thingy.

botched a cake so bad I'm emailing the people who printed it to confirm there was no printing errors

the flu shot is important, im not denying that, im just pointing out that the availability of the flu shot coincides directly with cold season, which means those three magical days where kids are actually well enough to get the shot rarely line up for days where you can. actually physically make it to the pediatrician to get the shot. So you understand.

I made gingerbread golems on friday, because xmas has always been golem season to me, and i like gingerbread, and i had a little set of א-ב stamps i used to stamp אמת on all of their foreheads, and it was supposed to be a joke. it was supposed to be a joke.

chanukah party drama has already started.

I think the funniest/worst part of the whole "tu b'shvat/Tisha b'av" mistake in nobody wants this is that I, a Jew who grew up celebrating/observing (and still does) both of those holidays, regularly make the mistake because of the similar sound and structure. And every time I have I've been met with an identical amused and deadpan stare with a "I think you meant ___". Like. It could have been an intentional joke. Instead its just embarrassing and frustrating and so so stupid.