A Tumbleweed That's Gone Too Far

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP POSTING GORE?!?!? I'M GOING TO BE SICK!!! THANK GOODNESS MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE WORKS FULL TIME KILLING THE FOUL HOUNDS OF HER KIND OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE BEEN TURNED TO POWDER BY NOW.

help i got stuck in gnome tumblr again

get the fuck out of our Tumblr???? that guy was my barber 😭

I'm scared guys someone get me out of the gnome internet

We just not going to talk about how he can also do pottery? With chocolate?

And stickers!

he HAS A not chocolate version of that god damned bowl right there! TAUNTING US, and holding the not pastries kiwis!

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

Someone should make a Disco Elysium successor where you play as a futuristic supersoldier who comes across an ancient ringworld and has to stop the Covenant from using it to destroy all life in the galaxy

been reposting my tumblr posts on bluesky. don't tell those chumps i'm feeding them my leftovers lmao

Okay, maybe hiding magic from most people wasn't such a bad idea...

The Weeping Angels are really scary until you realize if any organism sees them they are fucked so they get hard countered by geckos, who don't blink and can see in the dark. If the Doctor strapped like two geckos onto him he'd be fine.