No thoughts, only Owen Wilson

count dracula? um, okay. 1. now what

*he turns into a swarm of bats* ah shit 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

friendly reminder that findtags is the best way to search tumblr’s absolutely destroyed tag system. it actually accurately looks through the tags without omitting results. it’s the only thing i use at this point because it’s the only thing that works

i was today years old learning about this and it’s great!

“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol

sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean alot to you

ngl if i saw a 6'4” black haired drop dead gorgeous disheveled man in a suit come into my work and misspell the name of a water scooter i’d start dropping hints about my singledom too

the amount of times they threw in our face to make sure we knew that mobius was a VERY SINGLE dad and MY WIFE IS GONE and ITS JUST ME ALL ALONE is insane and very intentional i like to think

I know he meant jet skis but Mobius flat out asking Loki if he was on the market right before asking if he wanted to get a drink was gay

do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url” 

my blood looks more beautiful than yours it's a more luscious red

edward cullens not gon a fuck you babe

you've picked the right target you're just a decade late this would've ruined me at sixteen