Hi

I’m practicing drawing smut. Give me a character to put into precarious sexual positions

MILF tits Catelyn.

her pose is based off this screencap of shiv succession just because i thought it fits [:

Stannis: refuses to fuck his wife OR his mistress outside of procreation, has played gay chicken with davos seaworth for years and years like my tongue is yours my king well make new lords, extremely repressed, smiled three times in book all at davos, trained beloved gay bird

He ended on his knees, with the silent knight's sword at his throat and his own lost in the reeds. In the moonlight the pockmarks on Payne's face were large as craters. He made that clacking sound that might have been a laugh and drew his sword up Jaime's throat till the point came to rest between his lips.

ik lf is an unreliable source and is lying here to frame tyrion but if who won his knife is the only invented detail, it is funny to think of jaime betting on himself that day. all the people who lost money betting on jaime lannister against the knight of flowers includes jaime lannister.