Anthonie

@anogete Well, if you do decide to write an original romance sometime, know that I’ll be amongst the first to read it 😉

Hey @anogete! Just dropping by to say that I re-read Tonight You’re On My Mind for the gazillionth time last week (and that I love it more with each read 🧡).

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

“Please publish the sequel soon!” - The Post

oh my sweet summer child

Couldn’t you just pause it???😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

COULDN’T YOU JUST PAU-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

is there any look hotter than disheveled and slightly bloody

um?? dishevelled and slightly bloody, with a sword under their chin

Ahem. Dishevelled, slightly bloody, with a sword under their chin, while smiling lasciviously

for your consideration: dishevelled, slightly bloody, with a sword under their chin, while smiling lasciviously, and kneeling

Okay but: disheveled, slightly bloody, with a sword under their chin, while smiling lasciviously, and kneeling, with their hands tied behind their back

ya know like….you always hear about the classics™ authors having stupid wild shenanigans with each other. they all banded together to be dumbass chaotic english majors together. the stories are great and they’re all considered timeless genius writers….we don’t have that with modern age authors? where’s the goddamn sense of community? where’s the saucy tales of jk rowling, stephen king, james patterson and nicholas sparks locked up in an orgy cabin during a hurricane and having a writing contest. no one’s ever gotten in a fist fight with stephanie meyer. rick riordan didn’t cry face down in george r r martin’s garden after no one liked blood of olympus. jodi picoult doesn’t have a single damn calcified heart in her possession. cassandra clare and suzanne collins never had sex on a grave. neil gaiman has never gone on a week long sex-binge that would have killed him if r l stine didn’t intervene. john green has never written a book in two weeks while snorting massive amounts of cocaine. where’s the drama!!! where’s the scandal!!!! where’s the intrigue!!! modern day authors have to step it UP a notch, God dammit.

This is gold.

i do not see a flaw

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NORMALIZING COMMENTING EVERY TIME YOU KUDOS BECAUSE FANFIC WRITERS CANT READ YOUR MIND TO KNOW WHAT YOUR FAVE PARTS WERE PLEASE

I would sell my soul for a Eurovision All Stars Contest with the former winners competing against each other, hosted by Måns Zelmerlöw, Petra Mede and Graham Norton and with special reunion performance by Abba