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@thecrashoutduo
Hello. I'm Crashoutβ¨
-Female
-23
-Definitely not a bunch of scraplets in a trenchcoat
I post Transformers nonsense. I have Jasper Trio brainrot and I'm making it your problem :)
Jack and Arcee are best duo (platonically) I love them
Gonna add more to my intro post later because I'm L A Z Yπ€©
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@thecrashoutduo ooh nice name..
Crashout is something a transformer would actually be called lol
Why thank you!
Lmao you're so right, that probably would be my name if I were a Transformerπ
holy shit optimus you're so pretentious
"Neither praise nor blame will modify past events" shuttt uppp
can't you talk like a normal person
bot
LMAO the way I instantly knew this was Prime Optimusπ€£
Fr though, love the guy, but sometimes it's like shut up, bro.
Hey June?
Hey, hey June?
June?
June, hey, June?
Same, girl. Don't hate a girl for saying what we all thinking.
Iykyk
Lady's got Fowler AND Optimus like some kind of anime harem. Good for her.
TFP Meme Redraws
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It's been too long since I drew something silly! I was thinking of doing 4 and putting them all in one post, actually. But. I am impatient :)
Original images below the cut
VECTOR SIGMA BOT BUILDER MENTIONED!!!!!!
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What if the humans didn't buy Ratchet's character development at first? For him to view their kind with as much dignity as the average person views a fly in their house, and then when one of their lives is on the line, suddenly he cares?? Is it for his own image or something??
What if Ratchet wants desperately to start forming a genuine connection because he's realised his wrongs as well as how valuable the humans can be, only for the one kid who can assist his technological shortcomings to shut him down???
What if Raf was like, genuinely angry about it? I love the lil dude just the way he is, but by nature of being a favourite he needs his time in the torment nexus. What if he was mad. Let's imbue this small child with a lasting grudge and see what happens.
Ideas that I will toss into the void and never elaborate on
YES!
I love Ratchet but dude is racist af lmao
-The Red Savior-
You've been downed. Regaining consciousness in a field of grass, a savior holding a syringe full of Synth-En is here to rescue you.
"This should fix you right up~", he says with a devious smirk.
Oh myπ₯°π«’
Everyine wants transformers to sleep on comfy human like beds nobody apprecjates that the idw slabs are funnier.
Going ti sleep on my slab #myslab. Love my slab #myslab. Boy i cant wait to get off work ti lay completely flat on my slab #myslab
Can't wait to get home and sleep with my husband on separate slabs #ourslabs
No but Thundercracker is a full mood in there
Bro looks like he's photocopying himselfπ
#56β57 Asteroid Attack (fan translation)
So Dreadwing killed Seaspray.
It was heavily implied in the show, but dang, it's confirmed.
Wow, Dreadwing. Rude. I love Seasprayπ
Throws this at u
This isn't even a headcanon, it's just canon. I don't make the rules.
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on another note, i think bots would be absolutely horrified by the concept of pimples
What do you MEAN it's made of excess oil and dead skin cells??? And it can get infected on top of everything??? How are humans even alive atp - everything is trying to kill them, including their own bodies
It's funny to imagine how Cybertronians low-key overreact about everything.
WHAT? You have dead skin cells on your face?
WHAT? Your teeth fall out, and you grow new ones?
WHAT? You eat the meat of other creatures?
Like, yeah, dude. We're aliens. YOU fold into yourselves and turn into friggin cars.
The idea of a building you can only enter through teleportation or a magic portal scares me. Not just because teleportation kills you but because what happens if the power goes out or the resident wizard has a stroke or something like that has to be a fire hazard
Thereβs a surprising number of mundane places in fiction that can only be entered through some magical doorway or teleporter of some kind and I know itβs for the cool vibes but still you need some kind of emergency exit in there
actually objectively hilarious to have a sudden "oh god there's a metadimensional incursion and we're trapped in the teleport-only building" alarm go off and this exhausted-looking security guard just goes "okay everybody follow me" and there's actually a door on the third basement floor that leads out to one of those little bunker entrance shacks and it's just like. in nevada. and then you have to sign an NDA.
This just is the Autobot Base
#53β55 Subway Mystery (fan translation)
I'm so glad Vogel actually got his chance to help! I thought the Autobots abandoned him forever.
I wonder why it was a "bad time" to call Ratchet. This had to have been, like, WAY after Tunnel Vision, right? Otherwise Bulkhead would've still been unconscious????
But then, how long was the Insecticon just sitting there? The timeline is WILDπ
Clocked their TEA
Sassy king
Do you think TFP Arcee would be cool with Optimus dating a human or more like the 'God, what are you getting yourself into' friend?
She be like "Damn, apparently Primes DO partyππππ"
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Speaking of Airachnid, it will forever crack me up that Arcee just...never finds out what happened to her.
Imagine her reaction when she does find out. When everyone finds out.
Arcee's like: "Blah blah blah, I hate Airachnid."
And Knockout, who's now an Autobot and just hangs around with them, replies: "Good thing Airachnid's gone."
And Arcee's like: "...She's...
...w h a t?"
Then Knockout has to CASUALLY explain "Oh yeah, Starscream and I mixed fucking SYNTH-EN and DARK ENERGON, creating a Breakdown/Cilus zombie, which killed most of the Vehicons, unleashed Airachnid, turned HER into a half-zombie, then finally got killed BY Airachnid.
Oh, and she's on a Cybertron moon, now. Soundwave sent her there, because they were beefing.
Oh, and don't worry about her Insecticon army. She ATE them. All of them. Just fucking ATE them.
#51β52 Perfect Trap (fantranslation)
Hehehehπ
Not very "honorable" of you, Dreadwing, but alright.
Also leaving a single energon cube like cheese in a mousetrap is funny as hell. And they actually low-key fell for itπ
Not Smokescreen going "should I take it?" My guy, it's one cube. He's such a golden retriever lmao
Poor Dreadwing. He gets blown up a lot.
