THE ANALOG KID // THE DIGITAL MAN

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

"resurrected" is probably too strong a word for what's happened to pjackk. he's still dead as fuck and not ok. but his corpse has drifted back to shore and we can poke it with sticks again. so there's that.

turns out resurrected was too strong of a word because they exploded his corpse again for some reason.

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks