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One day, when I have a house, I'll just put a porcelein bowl in every room and hold it untill I feel better

And since Aaravos didn’t have to use a spell, I think it’s safe to assume he could already see on Viren and Runaan’s side. (Which is why at one point he tested Viren to see if he could see him too.)

Runaan: …let me tell you, what you have here is something worse than death.

I guess I was thinking in the Shrekverse? but Thedas could work too as an AU or something? I just feel like Solas as an ogre can really work lol

But both are very him sounding.

https://scrambled-elf.tumblr.com/post/183454608833/solavellan-shrek-au

I guess I was thinking in the Shrekverse? but Thedas could work too as an AU or something? I just feel like Solas as an ogre can really work lol

But both are very him sounding.

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theoretical… taste… .. ????

Because most lesbians do not have a type of guy they date because they straight up wouldn't date a guy. So they have to make a theory about what type of guy they'd like if they liked men.

So, there's a summary of the most common complaints from LGBT folks. Of course, a lot of gamers regardless of identity dislike this simply because a game marketed as being built around choice took away your and the character's ability to make one of the most life altering choices of all: whether or not to have a child.

You’re still making people who played as gay characters fuck someone of the opposite sex. It’s super homophobic. Making it “utilitarian” doesn’t change that. I was planning to buy the game soonish (I’m saving every cent for something very important to me rn) so I’m not even the most affected, but can’t we have one game for fuck sake? I loved watching all my friends playing this cool lesbian assassin and then watching them deflate is just so shitty and it happens ALL THE TIME. I’m personally not buying another Ubisoft game until and unless it’s fixed. I’m planning to have kids. I have nephews and a much younger brother. They’ll be getting games from other companies. I don’t have much power. I can’t force them to fix it, but I can not give them money so that’s what I’ll do.

Now it's, my gayness bows to the need to continue your glorious bloodline. Is it just me or is that grosser???

Dragon Age Story Generator. @a-shakespearean-in-paris & @kagetsukai thought you’d find this fun!

And Hamlet takes a dramatic pause before he absolutely ruins Guildenstern with, “Well thats funny considering you thought you could play me”

this post sounds like im exaggerating but im not it’s straight up canon

Well, this is ironic. They’re projecting harder than IMAX.

Instead of assuming men do not want to be empathetic and putting random, unrelated words in the mouths of women does anyone just want to calm down and talk?

Thank you to all who submitted!

*shifty eyes*