a bunch of midichlorians in a trenchcoat

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

#they did it's called ceo apparently (via @characterlimit)

I put forward the motion that Tumblr staff who are foaming at the mouth to ban transfems and have the audacity to pretend they care should jump off a cliff 🏳️‍⚧️✊

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

man come on

this is what upstairs neighbors have

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal