the gif of sasuke knocking over the glass of water with the caption “Is Nothing Easy?” is the best image on this site

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

yeah she's a total nepo baby. I heard her dad was one of floop's fooglies

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad