totally not gross blog

Hi! Just a bisexual guy into some kinky stuff, feel free to stay unless you are under 18, don't share the same kinks/are uncomfortable, and don't respect safe spaces. Otherwise, enjoy!

If you've come from my other old account which is @basementair, you know the drill.

What I'm into:

Farting

Burping

Teasing

Domination

Voyeurism

Fluff

Cnc (a little)

Relief/Desperation (Eprocto and Eructo)

I'm not into:

Heavy scat (messing, eating, smearing, etc)

Emeto

Feederism & Stuffing

Blood/Violence

Any kind of torture, etc.

He's so beautiful I'm obsessed. Definitely more art on the way-

Volume up if needed, guys this is genuinely what my gut sounds like 90% of the time, whether I've eaten or not. I can literally feel the pressure, vibrations and aches. No clue what's going on inside right now, any guesses? Lol. I'm not even very bloated or anything, lying in my bed with my abs toned, stomach decently flat and just feeling earthquakes inside me. It hurts too. Feel free to comment what you think is inside or what's going on in me.

Just imagining gas expulsions with more power than normal, a much bigger amount of farts leaving the body. It would be almost visible and could blow away a newspaper.

Or on the other hand, thick, fetid smoke filling the air as the heat becomes unbearable. Dark, foul clouds of fermented gas leaving an obvious trail from the robes and chair.

Or even warm hands heating up an aching torso, gently massaging and helping the gas bubbles move down.

Honestly what actually turns me on is the idea of a conventionally attractive person farting. I want to see their gorgeous faces twist in discomfort, ripples and bubbles of sewage hidden neatly under toned abs, the epitome of beauty's face showing pleasure meant for an orgasm, instead used for relief of their putrid, gross guts.

I need to hear that boyish laugh and evil smirk as the hot male actor admits to his rip, that mischevious grin and blush as the model realizes she's on camera, the panic or lack of panic as gas makes its way out after being held too long.

The best scenario for this in my opinion is between two best friends, usually guys. They both go to the gym, try to work out together, have been best friends for years, know each other inside out. One of them gets awful gas whenever he gets nervous or has dairy, and he's also likely to fart more than normal naturally as well. But he's super embarrased about it, and fights up in order to not do it in front of his best friend, who doesn't ever let that happen. They'd be snuggling together watching a video, when he'd get the urge to absolutely rip one. Somehow his best friend instantly knows, and practically pushes it out of him, holding him close and massaging all the right spots. "Stop holding it, it's not good for your health."

YESS I WAS HOPING FOR AN ASK LIKE THIS!!! 😝

I have quite a few hcs, I'm not sure if you wanted hcs of just him or some of the other characters, but I'll just do his hcs for now 👀

I feel like because M//ark is flying all the time, he thinks he can get away with a lot of stuff. Gross belches and sickly bursts of air from his rear end escape him as he hovers above the city, a boyish smirk across his face, or sometimes no expression at all, as he thinks no one's around to see that. He's wrong of course.

I//nvinvible gets gas when he's tired for some reason. He has no clue why. When he and E//ve are cuddling together after a long day of fighting crime, his whole body relaxes, including his colon. E//ve finds herself subjected to a warning gurgle, before a massive fart breaks loose. Poor guy turns red and gets all grumpy, and she just laughs, kisses him softly and snuggles him closer to her. She says it's a good thing, not just because its natural but because he's that relaxed around her. Doesn't mean she won't tease him about the smell though, especially in the morning. (She secretly loves it) (I made a fic about this btw)

The poor guy also gets stomachaches, pretty frequently actually. He always groans about how inconvenient it is, and how he doesn't know what's causing it, but is somehow always shocked when a massive fart relieves his pain/discomfort instantly. That's partly his fault for having a habit of drinking soda like water.

I//nvinvible tends to swear after he farts, not always because he's annoyed, but because it feels so so good. The relief is often orgasmic for him basically, and he does not know why. Just the pressure going away and the sensation of that warm breeze blowing out of him does him more good than he'll ever admit.

He's farted in all his suits a ton, but won't ever admit it.

Being competitive in video games also makes the hero gassy for some reason. Poor guy has to lean over in his gaming chair, and absolutely decimate it with a silent but deadly rip. Of course that would also be the moment E//ve comes in through his window.

Someone groaning in embarrassment, pain and relief as gas pains move lower and lower down their abdomen. They made the mistake of eating something that didn't agree with them, and now their body is eager to relieve itself. Unfortunately, their partner is a bit of a sadist, and upon discovering their little problem, is massaging the gut in all the right ways, kissing their forehead and telling them they'll feel better in no time, and they're doing so well. They're super embarrassed, and their lover laughs hearing the suppressed farts hit their lap, feeling the sickly warmth hit them, and inhaling as deeply as possible to make them feel more humiliated.

Bonus points if the sadistic one comments on the smell, leaning in close to their poor partner's neck.

Just imagining some stuck up, attractive person sitting in the car with their partner, clearly fidgeting and fighting the urge as the bubbles groan and gurgle, urgently fighting at their exit.

New oc maybe?? I think I'm getting better at drawing.

Tumblr pls don't take this down 😅