bunny boy

i hate to vagueblog but ummm one of you is a spiders

I kind of love it when websites both display relative timestamps for an unreasonably long span of time before switching to absolute timestamps and use unreasonable units for the span in question. "This post was made 37 weeks ago" under what conceivable circumstance is this a useful way to communicate that?

“This post was made 71.15% of a year ago”

I feel like 90% of "ancient curses" are probably adequately explained by the fact that the self-proclaimed adventurers who ostensibly fell victim to them were, as a class, a bunch of dipshits who engaged in frequent international travel in an era before antibiotics and vaccines. Like, the list of novel pathogens these guys were risking exposure to on a regular basis was effectively "all of them". That's gotta leave a mark.

if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with the pharaoh's curse

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

once again i have been written up by HR

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

this gif is so calming. Weeeeeee Hes alive hello garflid