You're teleported to 44BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You're brought before Caesar and he believes you're from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking "How do I die?"

i rlly enjoy reading all ur little diaries on here i hope u all have a nice life

they were right btw. you have to dig yourself out of your grave over and over again

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

getting older is all about getting weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled. i love that for us.

online garden here 

pale/plant

taylor swift stop fucking misunderstanding literature for the purpose of your shitty songs challenge

Stop misunderstanding Taylor Swift challenge