Do they have to wait?

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

@triplebatman

Dreamt the new official pronouns for nonbinary people were la/he and FFXIV players lost their MINDS.

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

my least favourite turn based strategy game is email

"Adopt don't shop" and "that's a 10 year commitment" style PSAs except instead of being aimed at would-be irresponsible pet owners it's for people who want to start yet another long-term ttrpg campaign