all’s well that’s well for me

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.

no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore

because they dont read enough hentai

so they dont know where its going

nobody knows anything anymore.

saw a post letting people know that your ao3 bookmarks are viewable on your account unless you make them private, which suggests that the median ao3 user does not use ao3 in what i will call 'the optimum fic-finding treadmill' where you find a fic author you like and look through their bookmarks to find more fics that are good and then look through that author's bookmarks for even more good fics. like a conga line of great but extremely specific tastes. or one of those chessboard rice doubling analogies and oh no that is a LOT of ao3 tabs.

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

Not now kitten daddy’s building a wildly incriminating digital footprint

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

Miss Piggy is Circe and she turns the crewmates into humans wearing terrible plastic pig snouts because they aren't worthy of sharing her species even when she's a pig

I don't think Dick and Tim have had a good 1:1 talk since Tim came out. But we did get that great hug between them where Dick was crying and everything. But still. That was like 4 years ago. When are they going to fall asleep on the dock together and eat fajitas again. When are they going to sit on some rooftop and have a chat. When are they going to steal one of Bruce's toys again.

turns out "everything you have ever wanted is on the other side of this fear" is a great trans mantra but also a good mantra if you have OCD

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women