Lobotomies are like tattoos. Can't get just one.

“I’m taking my wife to the ocean” I’M SORRY?!? WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD JUST RIP MY HEART OUT OF MY CHEST, STOMP ON IT FIFTEEN TIMES, PUT IT IN A MEAT GRINDER, MAKE A MEATBALL OUT OF IT, DROP IT ON THE GROUND AND THROW IT IN THE GARBAGE CAN LIKE THAT? That is one of the most heartbreaking lines I have ever heard. Fuck you actually. That was a personal attack.

Regular Couple

this ended homophobia

happy pride month

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

ads with fake close buttons where if you try to click close you just click the ad are vile. people who make them should be locked in a room with only fake doors & windows

Sometimes you try to write one research paper and your subjects inform you that you will be writing an entirely different one.

EVERY YEAR

i love that almost everyone has their own unique bedrooms thats such a cute human thing

no bedroom looks the same just like no human is the same. are you getting what im putting down here

you walk into someones room and its like walking into a part of their soul This is so special to me <3

I've always wanted people to show me their rooms but they never do.