Literally just a Guy

I bet crunching your little fangs into cardboard feels good as hell for a cat

tumblr users’ obsession with self-reporting (especially as a weird form of penance) needs to be studied

you don’t need to tell the world you still like Harry Potter because it’s your comfort movie or because your dad read it to you when you were little or something like that in response to a post about the harm continued monetary support of Harry Potter causes. you don’t need to tell tumblr all the myriad of reasons you don’t like rap under a post about how rap is often misrepresented as ultra-violent or overtly sexual and misogynistic because of racism. No one on tumblr has to know anything about you. no one has to know you still read your old Harry Potter books or that the only rap artist you like is Eminem. No one is going to say “oh of course you’re the One True Good Person with a Good Reason!” when you say that rap is difficult to listen to because of your auditory processing disorder or you’re only a part of the Marauders fandom. Just keep your shit to yourself and don’t embarrass yourself under other peoples’ posts.

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

hello mizuthe-chat how many provinces are there in the united states

7

wow this feels like it's less than it should be but I'll believe you if you provide visual evidence like a map

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you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

the third best is the one the author wrote out of spite due to some really dogshit discourse going on in their fandom

my favorite type of post right now is people talking about purity culture but their idea of purity culture is like "someone who isnt okay with every fetish/kink" so instead of discussing the actual impact of purity culture you just get a bunch of people screaming facist because you said you dont think someone who indulges in pedophilic fantasies should be a middle school math teacher.