cutesingpanda

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

date her mom ?

date her mom

date her mom

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

the possibility of having a Banh Mi for lunch is so intoxicating, like life could be about to become really amazing

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

More than anything

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

He’s literally nice

“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.