the jumble juice of my life

you hear about recovery not being linear (”there are ups and downs”), but actually it’s more like a game of wack-a-mole. this is not a bad thing

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WACK ISN’T SPELLED THAT WAY????

There’s an H in there my dude.

THAT IS SO UNREASONABLE!!!!!!!!

this always cheers me up.

Jack still being so suspicious.

what is this.

an anxiety attack

if you haven’t seen this.

Be blessed

mr. blobby’s got me WRECKED

name 2 foods with the same ingredients that otherwise bear no similarities whatsoever?

French Toast & Egg Salad Sandwich

i told myself this post was a great idea & i could live with whatever knowledge was unveiled & it turns out that was unfounded conceit on my part, bury me deep but gently in cold earth

y'all put mayonnaise in your french toast?

Mayo is egg and oil.

You didn’t have to call us out.

I just laughed really hard at this and then thought about how I’d try to explain this kind of absurd collaborative humor to my grandma and realized we have absolutely developed a new language online. 

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if I had gone through life with the name Hugh Jass, and this was how a ten-year-old reacted to meeting me, I would probably think he was a nice young man, too.

a bear has learned my furry son can be bought

symbiosis

Did this post just use a dialogue format to trick me into learning science

SCIENCE!

Just so you guys know. Hysterical strength is basically your body not holding back and going %100 though there is a great danger of you hurting yourself or breaking something since your ignoring pain and going %100. There was a case where a kid deadlifted a car to save a sibling but,cracked 8 of his teeth during it because he was clenching his jaw so hard. So whilst you can lift a car or fight off polar bears. Your probably going to break something. Because most of the time when we are “giving our all” we are only giving a fraction of what we could give and this is because if we truly give our all we can seriously injure ourselves.

This is literally an explanation of Deku and his abilities with One For All.

Humans naturally hold back because our muscles have enough strength to rip themselves apart

STOP GIVING THE ALIENS REASONS NOT TO VISIT.

hobby: slightly misquoting Vines just enough for people to notice but not quite enough for them to be certain it’s on purpose

i’m angry about all of these 

What’s the point of a diary if no one is gonna stumble upon it centuries later and fall in love with you after you’re dead?

Is this a vegan thing? Do vegan bones last longer? i’m confused.

What on earth are you talking about

Like milk is supposed to be good for ya bones right? But is this like anti-milk/cow product because it stops your bones from coming back to life in the future?

I need a little more info. Where are you getting milk or bones from in this post

Rachel how do so many people read your post as saying dairy and don’t think to themselves for one second they could possibly have read it wrong