Archives of the Long Marches

Weekend at Bernie's type fighting game character who's very clearly an inert corpse with two other guys manipulating its limbs to make it do dragon punches and shit. They take turns speaking for it in story mode cutscenes and everybody acts like it's the corpse talking. No one ever acknowledges the two guys.

god those poor two guys

I'm a firm believer in Show, Don't Tell. That's why my writing presents worldbuilding exposition exclusively via time travel.

I wish there was a painkiller except for brain fog. Like when your head is full of gunk you could just take a pill with a glass of water and lie down for 15 minutes and your head would be cleared just like that.

tfw the robot is neurodivergent coded not because of seeming emotionally distant but because she's at her happiest when infodumping on her special interest

we need to talk abt the power scaling problem in playing pretend :/

you cant just be invincible i GOT you i fucking got yoiu with my powers ok??????

~~ the introduction to every roleplaying game published in the 90s, for some reason

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

Dei hire

If i ever stop reblogging this it’s safe to assume i died. 

moment of silence for tumblr user @benaddictedcumberbabe

never say with eleven words what you could with ten. do not use nine words where ten words will do. only ever write sentences that are exactly ten words long.

i swear to god you people really will reblog anything

Don't bait the hooks and criticise the fish for biting

Bet you guys didn't think I'd notice but guess what

Please remember: dogs are not allowed in the dog park