hey lil bud

i’m going to give raccoons the gift of fire and then teach them ceramics and they will make little bowls with their little hands

Have You Heard The Terrible News

What happened Seymour?

They Are Printing The Bible In The Vernacular Tongue And Distributing It Out To The Lay People

#this post is from 2018

Seymour it’s heroic that you’re remaining in the engine room to keep the pumps and electricity running. 

I Am Eating The Engineers

ok it kinda looks like shit tho

youd look like shit if you were left forgotten in a beer can for 8 years too. dont be fucking rude

Australia is going to execute a pigeon

he was right

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

i have but i also have, like, real problems

why does travis scott get a meal at mcdonalds. what about….. what about……… sandsvendor100.

Tell Them You Want Your Burger Done “Burger Style” Or “With Cheese” And The Look On Their Face Will Be Immaculately Conceived

All You Little Goons Bloated With Malice Make Me Stronger.