clown shit

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

you ever been 24 minutes into a 47 minute long youtube video and you're randomly like wait i dont care about this at all. and just leave

yo yo wait that reminds me of something really funny i saw once, hold on--(you watch me open my phone browser and manually and correctly type the entire url of a specific tumblr post)

hey sorry if i was offputting and strange and bizarre and weird as fuck last night i was just being myself

today courtney and i saw an ad for a kickstarter for ketchup slices. like squares of dehydrated fruit-rollup-esque ketchup leather. and hours later i’m still fucking furious

t-tomatoes?

Item: package of 20 slices of ketchup leather

I was meant to be a shrimp