She look like a katydid

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.