love when pets walk by like they have somewhere to be

Head not empty, head filled with the same song on repeat over and over for like a week

Empire

*travels back in time wearing purple clothing to flex on everyone and promptly gets arrested for breaking sumptuary laws*

Pink ain’t come to play wit you hoes!

This is also an excellent example of providing breed-adequate enrichment, because Border Collies are herding dogs. They were bred to run a lot and do multiple quick and sharp turns, so if you can’t provide your collie with an actual herd of animals to… well… herd, an obstacle course like this is a great alternative. That dog is having the time of her life.

What does the dog think the stakes of this game are

I am average american man I work fifteen hours in hamburger mine to buy one rock and roll disk

this is a kgb spy being questioned by the police in 1985

i think online class should be like among us, there’s an impostor that’s not actually a student and tries to sabatoge the rest of the class

that’s already how it is

??elaborate??

teachers

no joke, I’ve watched this about 30 times for sanity

When I first heard the quote I thought “this is the best pro-biden ad I’ve seen” and it cracks me up that someone in his campaign was like “let’s just use that as an ad”

the communist man of pesto