Can’t stop thinking abt what happens to salmon when they get horny

aight ill bite what happens when they get horny

If anyone deserves a raise it’s the employee from four seasons total landscaping who answered the phone and went “yup, we can set up a podium and everything” and just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.

me watching shrek

literally all tv shows should be limited series. figure out what ur doing and where ur going and pitch that i dont ever want to see a 5+ season show ever again

The only exception is Supernatural. I could easily watch another 14 seasons of it.

you’re sick

We’re still here.

who said that

Why must we respond to two classmates? Why? Is it not enough that I typed 250 words of my own own bland fucking bullshit without having to say some more bland fumkin bullshumk to a classmate’s equally blund fuhnki bumshulk? “Hi Diane, Love that you and your faceless icon turned up today. I also agree that plagues in history were awful. That’s a really good point Diane thank you.” I’m gonna throw my laptop jesus crisp

Uhh guys? Can we normalize having long legs and a tight pussy maybe,,,,,??

NO! my legs are short and my pussy is a cave known for its natural acoustics

I apologize for my lack of inclusvitiy... I'll off myself now

I wanna normalize having tight legs and a long pussy. Not for me, just for fun

lmao i just remembered when harry double tapped that picture of some half nekkid dude thinking it was a video and ending up liking it

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