Welcome friend

So, tumblr’s 10 year old today. instead of doin the usual routine and jokin about what an apocalyptic sci-fi hellscape it is and roast its management, I just wanna say; I appreciate this weird old place. I’ve had some great times here. some bad times, and some legitimately surreal times too. But I can sincerely say I don’t think I’d be the same person or met as many wonderful people if I’d never signed up for this weird, weird, weird, absolute nightmare of a blogging site. I… love you tumblr, somehow, and if I can’t say it today then I never will. Thanks tumbl. Please fix your site

I do not forgive a single person who voted for Donald Trump. I don't care who you are. You committed not only yourself but every person in this country to four years of suffering for minorities. And you fucking knew it.

The anatomy of the Beast

I definitely thought that last arrow was headed somewhere else.

cock of a HORSE

i FUCKING HIT MY HEA DON THE DESK BECAUSE OF LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT LAST BIT

Yes, because someone who rarely doesn’t have their sleeves cut off…always has a farmer’s tan

I’m such a happy Chewbacca!!

That video game moment when you think you died but you survive and the moment you register that you’re still alive you fuck up and die

bag of wees

weed

do not reblog this

I meant to say bag of weed