Destinies are troublesome things

Me, in tears: whatever tho I guess it doesn’t matter haha

how stone cold was queen liz tho guy’s been away for seven years & the first thing she does is bring up the fart

Sometimes you just need to hear how much you mean to someone

You: Dude, cheer up Me, an intellectual: Young man, there’s no need to feel down

#*checks calendar* yep

GODDAMMIT TUMBLR

y'all i don’t care if dr strange wins a fucking oscar im not about to pay $10 for a movie ticket to watch bodkddjsj cosjdjs and friends in yellowface for 2 entire hours id honestly rather stab myself

Hate to break it to you but Doctor Strange is a white man so Benedict Cumberbatch is doing nothing wrong. I can’t speak for the other roles though.

Then why was no one attacking the comic writers for making Doctor Strange white? Then why is no one mad when in the Flash tv show they made Iris and Wally West black? People only care when a white person is playing a non white character. No one says anything when it’s reversed. Plus why are you attacking me? Benedict literally isn’t in yellow face and that’s what I said. I’m not trying to attack anyone I’m just so confused as to why people only attack white people when it comes to things like this. You either have a problem with everyone playing a character that’s not their race or you don’t have a problem with any of it.

kickstarter to replace my uterus with something useful like a boombox or a fog machine

it’s oscar wilde’s birthday so everyone be gay and overdramatic and live only for the aesthetic!!!

u cant cure sadnesses with a shower but honestly there is no purer place to suffer

Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner

i honestly love Joe Biden with every fiber of my tiny, shriveled heart

He’s my fav

Biden a real one