a tall child

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

rice is like a best friend and a lover to me

i yhink a pangolin could be puppies doggies

hate it when you're looking for a good painting to watch on cave wall and by the time you find one your mammoth hunk is cold 😭

People will be so mean to teenagers do you literally not remember what it was like to be sixteen. Every time I talk to a teenager I feel I should hold their hands and tell them I think they're one of the bravest people on the planet just for choosing to endure but I don't because I don't want to be creepy.

“character who gained weight to show how they are healthy now” trope my beloved

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics