I’d meet you where the spirit meets the bones

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.

“let me get that for you” i say sexily pulling on a door that says push

the horrific way language evolves in a group chat

UPDATE it doesn't even have to be 'cool', give me a fact about ur oc!!!!

Commissioning artists really makes you feel like a renaissance noble. Like you’ll get an email that just says “Hey sorry some things came up but I’m working on your piece and here’s a WIP” and suddenly you’re wearing sumptuous velvets and eating grapes on a reclining couch like “Ohoho! Take as long as you need, my Orpheus! My riches and time are a paltry price to pay to bring your beauty to the world! I am a ~Patron of the Arts!~”

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

sir, that’s my emotional support imaginary world