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@cunningplanning
The only time I ride or die for copyright law is in the niche area of marine photography, because the moment we get public domain photos of all marine mammals, it's officially over for the funniest (and possibly only) wikipedia joke.
Seriously puns as good as these are so rare, because as much as wikipedia editors love compiling specific lists that feed my autistic hyperfixations, they still hate all kinds of fun.
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Preach I guess
OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD
your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
The soles of your feet can never grow hair
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB…
SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS
*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*
date of origin: August 9th, 2018
The unbridled joy of seeing this pass by again, spotting the little red heart like “ah… my old friend. Spongebob Human Anatomy Squarepants.
This Netanyahu speech going on rn is fucking insane. He mentioned the American flag and Congress started chanting "USA".
He just said Rafah has had "practically zero" civilian casualties except for one instance where shrapnel from a bomb detonated a Hamas weapons cache and obliterated "two dozen" civilians but that doesn't count.
"Give us the tools faster, and we'll finish the job faster!" Met with applause.
He's floating a (westernized) middle-eastern military pact he's calling the "Abraham Alliance". Thanking Trump a bunch, specifically for the whole Jerusalem thing. Congress is, again, cheering and hooting for one of the most fucked up diplomatic moves Trump pulled.
This is cinema actually
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no school ever prepared me for what would turn out to be my principal preoccupation as an adult: making sure i cook and eat all the food i bought before it goes bad
To note:
FR: concentrer /EN: focus
FR: écureuil /EN: squirrel
FR: pingouin /EN: penguin
FR: câlin /EN: hug
the “PINE-GUINE” fucking killed me asfgashasfg
Google Translate: focus
This man, with extreme amounts of self-confidence: fUCK US
....
EUGHJJ
EUGGHJJ
"hug"
NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What really kills me here is that for literally half of these words (squirrel and penguin), it's just his accent that's killing him. It's the exact same sounds, run through two different accent systems. English "squirrel" is just an Anglicization of Old French "escureuil," where modern French has dropped the S; and French "pingouin" is just a Francisization of English "penguin."
Okay so. Fun fact. Which fucks up a lot of French people I've heard.
Pinguoin is not what in English we call a penguin.
It is an auk. (Which refers to several related birds, actually, but usually to the greak auk, little auk, or razorbill). Great auks couldn't fly (they're extinct now), but the living species can.
Penguin in English USED to refer to auks, and eventually began to be used to penguins.
But in French, pingouin means auk, while manchot means penguin, meaning there are many francophones (the ones very exposed to English) who believe that there are flightless, swimming, black and white birds that live in both the southern AND northern hemisphere, whereas penguins are really just in the southern hemisphere.
do not separate them…..
Starter Pokémon in Ohio
I’ve been trying to find this post again for ages
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Okay listen I'm a diehard anti-zionist but I need y'all to know that "Zionist Occupied Government" is a massive Neonazi dog whistle. Especially if it's abbreviated as "Z.O.G."
When they say it they mean something similar to the term "Globalist" in the Alex Jones sense.
Boris Vallejo
As @dduane knows, I'm not a fan of Boris Vallejo. His work is technically very good, but IMO it's oddly static (even the action scenes), soulless and unimpressive. This OP image is no exception.
Here's something similar by Frank Frazetta. Quite a difference.
The "Frazetta vs Vallejo: Who is Better" debate has been going on for ages, and a comment I saw a couple of years back captured the difference in one pithy line.
"Frazetta paints movie action, Vallejo paints movie posters."
This essay, a self-admitted rant, is an interesting read (the writer is an artist).
I saved it offline when I first saw it, which is just as well because some of its captions now lack images, and one image isn't what it should be. This makes the text-comparisons a bit hard to follow, so here they are.
1bfrazettaswords
1c1Vallejo - Cerberos / 1c2frazettawolf.
Vallejo-Serpent (Cerberos dupe) / 1frazetta_conan_usurper_painting.
1d1vallejo2 / 1d2frazetta_the_moons_rapture.
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Okay, how about this: in stead a subscription model, news websites just initiate a feature whereby reading any article costs you some small, token fee like five or ten cents. You press the button, you pay a one-time fee of 10 cents, and can read it without issue.
I can't stress enough how much I hate have to subscribe to everything.
How about not even giving them a goddamn token fee
Journalism costs money, is the thing.
What if you could have a weekly bundle of all the articles published that week or even a daily bundle, and then pay a flat fee to access it?
