Please Do Not Suck My Toes

your 20s are about elves, your 30s are about continued meditations on the elf

once you hit your 40s it's time to find an elf

Fuck I hate elves god damm it

you've got 2 years left of that but then you have to make some changes

"Going a couple hours without eating a single kind of food? No thanks, I would rather kill a child" is such a wildly horrifying take to see MULTIPLE people proudly stating.

If you like horror books I’d highly recommend both The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones and Between Two Fires by Christopher Buchlman. Both were really fucking good reads

oh not horror (but a tad gory) but also the dungeon crawler Carl series is really good

oh and This Is How You Lose the Time War by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone, AND Piranesi by Susanna Clarke

If you like horror books I’d highly recommend both The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones and Between Two Fires by Christopher Buchlman. Both were really fucking good reads

oh not horror (but a tad gory) but also the dungeon crawler Carl series is really good

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

you have sex with the evil demon queen once and you're a "traitor to your kingdom" grow up.

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.