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omg girl good news! ive escaped my enclosure and am on my way to your house <3 :)

My dog on my way to my room

happy “the great gatsby is now in the public domain” day to all who celebrate

LET THE SLASH COMMENCE!

I'm gonna figure it out hold on

PFFFHHHBTBBHT

I'm 90% sure that there's just one change. it's in one of the later chapters. a straight, undeniable change to the canon. I'm absolutely baffled

yes okay this is word for word accurate to the book aside from ONE paragraph and it hit me like a TRUCK

No gods, no kings, only Dolly Parton and Dippin' Dots

Fuck everything else, I want someone from 2019 to explain to me how THESE are related

To explain: Both Dolly Parton (Country Music Icon, Best Bimbo [honorary], and all around lovely human being) and Dippin' Dots (Future Icecream from the past, in the present) have contributed more to the Covid relief effort than the majority of our current government administration (2019-2020)

fan fiction is SO addicting to people with ADHD because our brains aren't innattentive, they're just constantly searching out sources of dopamine because we don't produce enough on our own. fan fiction supplies us with an endless archive of free stories - long and short - containing characters we already love and we can just devour story after story after story one after another and it feels SO GOOD.

Oh man I haven’t been on here in a week or two and THIS is the first post on my feed.

Why is that holy infant SO tender and mild?

They’ve been in the oven over 9 months

crock pot jesus

you’re late this year, dog. check your calendar.

@alltheshit-althetime

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK

dancer is my life

YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME