Who's going to believe a talking head?

Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024

youy momma so MARIO she jumps for joy when she gets the gold coin!

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fat tribble

this happened to me twice and to at least one other person, that's not a huge sampling but it's enough for me to go ahead and say if you're sensitive to fast flashing lights and erratic glitching do not click the "create a new community" button on mobile!

[ID: A dismissable message on the Tumblr dash that says, "Welcome to a new way of using Tumblr with your friends! We're rolling out a new way of using Tumblr. Reserve your spot now and create a dedicated space for your community." Two button options say, "Create a new community" and "Dismiss." End ID.]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)