if you see me no you don't!

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.

This little guy is experiencing Thoughts and Emotions

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

sometimes for narrative purposes you can't let a side character actually be very helpful, because you need a main character to be solving the plot problems. so you have to come up with some reason why the side character with useful powers is not actually very helpful. and one of my favorite tropes to come out of this is "people who can see the future are just fucking weird and mysterious about it for no reason and will not help you in any way shape or form"

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

I wasn’t socialized enough as a puppy

love writing. writing is awesome. it’s a shame that it involves writing though

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

My cat when I tell him he isn’t allowed to run outside and get hit by a car

"How to get rid of the fucked up clown on your dashboard" I would never unfollow my mutuals like that :((