A historian with a taste for tales of DOOM.

this my girl pegging me for the first time after i told her i never had anything in my hole before and we getting into it hot and heavy but then she hear me moan “marcus” whos her brother who i met 2 years ago in my last year of college and had a secret night of passionate love making with on the night before graduation but we both agreed to never talk about it again because marcus decided he was straight and never wanted to talk to me again so i started dating his sister because i needed to be close to him again and because my hole hasnt been the same before since that night and i need him inside of me again

Nope gosh dang it I have more to say. Why are girls expected to answer this question like it’s “what’s your favorite color” or something innocuous? Why is this even remotely okay? This is in quizzes, girl’s diaries + activity books, magazines, party games, and school reflections. How is that okay? Why are girls expected to have an answer to this question? Why is it supposed to be normal to decide that you hate a part of your body? Why are we teaching children this?

Things that make you ask yourself: are boys ever asked this, or is it just a misogynistic expression of female commodification on the basis of physical appearance?

I don’t use this but might be for someone out there who does, check it out?

reblog to save a life

When I got top surgery, they gave me a sedative just before wheeling me to the OR and the only thing I remember is asking, as they lifted me from the bed to the table, if this was the surgery that would turn me into the Hulk.

PUU WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CAT COMING FOR MY IMMORTAL SOUL OR WHAT

this is an exceptionally powerful pair of creatures