Sometimes I'm like "I'm the healthy one in the family actually" and Mer is like "Jesus fucking Christ" anyway mom broke her collarbone and her ankle Monday*
please buy me a drink π
*I have not asked how she managed this on the grounds that it wouldn't make any difference if I yelled at her
Stepdad comes in strong for second place in the making me stay off the wagon sweeps by texting that she was in recovery and then apparently turning off his cell phone













