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I had a dream a therapist asked me what my potato casserole goal was and I was like what and then the therapist in my dream explained that a potato casserole has many different parts, some of which are complete processes, and takes time to cook. So a potato casserole goal is a long term goal with several parts that have to be completed.
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Every time I go hard on Pokémon i get to a point where I'm like "this sucks without my twin actually" and it is bad and I dislike it intensely.
no matter what else you can say about Nintendo they did my warranty thing in less than a week -- four days not counting the weekend and were like "yeah man we couldn't duplicate (the screen going weird) but fuck it we're replacing it".
how's ya mom n em
it's not like I expected to have a GREAT time but then there's the Benny Hill music playing in the background the entire weekend feeling which was. This.
Went to Costco with Juli but due to the one rules lawyer in the entire company had no way of getting switch 2
fine whatever got down to moms and then decided to go to Walmart on Monday
round one of hissing at moms friends from under the bed, do not sleep well
round one of dog swearing at the fox at six am
round one of dog being extremely offended I do not put sprinkles in dog food
Drive to town, get mom a lap desk set up, get switch 2, very excited
round two of hissing from under the bed leads to the discovery that the switch 2 has a screen fault and will need to be mailed back to Nintendo
sigh well okay moms foot is acting up so we're gonna go up Tuesday and I'll leave from there it will be fine IF we get into the first appt to get the cast cut and thence to the second appt to get the ultra sound to make sure she doesn't have a clot and then back to the first place to get the cast redone
I fall asleep at 230am. Dog starts screaming at the fox at 6am. Round two of how dare I make him eat plain kibble
right as I am standing by to get mom in chair (we are fifteen minutes behind schedule) and mom is saying we've got to go someone from her church calls and she spends five minutes chatting and I spend five minutes trying not to swear
Benny Hill music intensifies
stepdad drives the entire 35 miles like he's auditioning for the Daytona 500 and catches major air on a pothole causing audible howls of pain from both passengers
we get a flat tire about two miles and fifteen minute from the appt
mom panics I think longingly of my old friend nicotine and get a priority pickup on Lyft
second and third pivot transfer duos of the day and me tipping the guy on LYFT like 50%
successfully get cast removed, transfer mom again, get to ultrasound place (no clot), retransfer mother
mom begins to say we have so much time before next appt and in rare case of mutual sympathy both stepdad and I scream DONT SAY IT
back at other place for cast re putting on.
mom has infection in surgical wound! She gets upgraded to a boot because she has to change dressing and send pics every day
Brief pause while I transfer mom to toilet
where do I want to have lunch. Mom wants to give me a nice lunch. Juli comes to rescue with nice, wheelchair friendly place, transfer mom into the car, then into wheelchair for restaurant
actually a nice lunch
LAST TRANSFER OF THE DAY adding up to fourteen I think possibly sixteen pivot transfers with a leg that can't bear weight.
I am deposited at train station. Just as I heave a sigh of relief I look up at the arrivals
the train is canceled
an hour after I should have been on the train the bus comes and I immediately crash so hard that I close my eyes and when I open them I'm in Portland despite being next to a very nice lady and her four very nice but restless children
anyway this morning after I stopped feeling like I'd deadlifted 140lbs sixteen times in one day, I sent off the switch 2 and bought embroidery thread to make a red wrist cord cause this weekend was cursed even by my standards
and you know what, fuck it.
zero star reviews
entering my transferring a parent to a commode era
the one person at Costco who actually cares about membership rules
cut myself shaving and blood got on my jade pendant and I did NOT get a magic space
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Between one thing and another I'm gonna get a switch 2 if I can before the price jump and i am absolutely coughing up blood over the price of poketopia lmao SEVENTY of gods homosexual dollars?????
Sometimes I'm like "I'm the healthy one in the family actually" and Mer is like "Jesus fucking Christ" anyway mom broke her collarbone and her ankle Monday*
please buy me a drink 😭
*I have not asked how she managed this on the grounds that it wouldn't make any difference if I yelled at her
Stepdad comes in strong for second place in the making me stay off the wagon sweeps by texting that she was in recovery and then apparently turning off his cell phone
Sometimes I'm like "I'm the healthy one in the family actually" and Mer is like "Jesus fucking Christ" anyway mom broke her collarbone and her ankle Monday*
please buy me a drink 😭
*I have not asked how she managed this on the grounds that it wouldn't make any difference if I yelled at her
I need like two hundred dollars in snacks and tea and maybe a new plushie or fountain pen which won't fix me but I'll feel better about it
if the one thing getting you to drink fluid is an ice vanilla coffee: start chugging, bitch
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it's that time of the year again kids!!!
32 oz of water
2 tablespoons of sugar
a quarter teaspoon of salt
Source: https://med.virginia.edu/ginutrition/wp-content/uploads/sites/199/2023/12/Homemade-Oral-Rehydration-Solutions-11-2023.pdf
somehow Jess had never heard me say I ship Cait Sith/Red13 and. I can't remember if I ever said it out loud or just sort of assumed Everybody shipped them? If that's the weirdest thing you've ever heard me say I ship I think you weren't paying attention tho.
doing one noc a week for three weeks is killing me, I slept like 14 hours yesterday and today I was like just in a fugue state playing stardew valley
ordered tom bihn bag should be here tomorrow?
fed ex somehow just kept it in troutdale for no reason and then dropped off the package with ten minutes to spare but ANYWAY
Size wise the Swift is for b5 girlies (non gendered) who sometimes haul an a4 notebook and the Little Swift is for a5 hoes who sometimes carry a b5 notebook. That thing hauled a pound each of baby carrots and lil smokies and three cans of soda so it's still a god damn black hole tho
somehow Jess had never heard me say I ship Cait Sith/Red13 and. I can't remember if I ever said it out loud or just sort of assumed Everybody shipped them? If that's the weirdest thing you've ever heard me say I ship I think you weren't paying attention tho.
doing one noc a week for three weeks is killing me, I slept like 14 hours yesterday and today I was like just in a fugue state playing stardew valley
ordered tom bihn bag should be here tomorrow?
Gofundme for a new tom bihn bag lmao
why? They're the only mfers who do attachment points and apparently I dropped my wallet and someone dropped it off at the local PD and an actual cop both called me about it and dropped it off. so now I'm banned from being mean about cops for like three days and I'm mad about it.
also insurance kicked in and the eye doctor did not SAY "bitch you live like this?" but it was heavily implied. even going Zenni route I'm still out like 120$ for the retinal exam (my eyes are fine as it turned out they just uh don't work) and fucking bifocals but I wish to be able to read without holding a book at arms length so here we are
I should add I have a tom bihn knitters tote (it's too easy to overload so I try not to carry it) and some of their random fabric ditto bags and let me tell you after the dust clears from the nuclear war it's gonna be cockroaches and tom bihn bags
By the way when I say I don't carry my tom bihn tote too much because it's too easy to overload, I mean "this is my Swift and it has my kanken mini, my steam deck, and a packed lunch in it" (bringing it to work to hold my afghan project)
They're made in seattle and priced to match but truly you have to pick one you REALLY LIKE because like my swift was given to me in 2022 and looks new except for some ink stains. (The Swift comes with a matching yarn sack -- I'm thinking about getting a Mini Swift this time.)
The other month I ordered some key straps and one of them had their clip snap and they sent a replacement the next day. They were out of the purple key strap I wanted and emailed me at ten am and then half an hour after I replied, confirming the switch.
If you are in the market to trade a kidney for a bag I think they'll give you some of the best value for that kidney out there. (Their backpacks are in the 200-300$ range, their totes from 65 to 200.) their pouches are in the 20$ range but they have a line of mystery pouches and stuff bags that are made out of remnants from their other bags. (I ordered one of the mystery bags and they sent the wrong size so now I have two mystery bags - they're fabulous as project bags.)
Gofundme for a new tom bihn bag lmao
why? They're the only mfers who do attachment points and apparently I dropped my wallet and someone dropped it off at the local PD and an actual cop both called me about it and dropped it off. so now I'm banned from being mean about cops for like three days and I'm mad about it.
also insurance kicked in and the eye doctor did not SAY "bitch you live like this?" but it was heavily implied. even going Zenni route I'm still out like 120$ for the retinal exam (my eyes are fine as it turned out they just uh don't work) and fucking bifocals but I wish to be able to read without holding a book at arms length so here we are
I should add I have a tom bihn knitters tote (it's too easy to overload so I try not to carry it) and some of their random fabric ditto bags and let me tell you after the dust clears from the nuclear war it's gonna be cockroaches and tom bihn bags
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Gofundme for a new tom bihn bag lmao
why? They're the only mfers who do attachment points and apparently I dropped my wallet and someone dropped it off at the local PD and an actual cop both called me about it and dropped it off. so now I'm banned from being mean about cops for like three days and I'm mad about it.
also insurance kicked in and the eye doctor did not SAY "bitch you live like this?" but it was heavily implied. even going Zenni route I'm still out like 120$ for the retinal exam (my eyes are fine as it turned out they just uh don't work) and fucking bifocals but I wish to be able to read without holding a book at arms length so here we are
a hard no
did briefly consider giving proper notice to side hustle but considering they're trying out a an "agentic AI scheduling system" I think an email after I do my weekly shift is what they gonna get