hey im em

This is the best fucking post I’ve seen so far

If you are reading this, something good will happen to you tomorrow at 3:33 PM.

thank you

Three bears went through my trash

Only valid person in the whole United States of America is the girl in the hospital with me who said, "You've got a fat ass for a man. I could set a cup on that thing," and then offered to do a tarot reading for me.

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@toasterabyte​

i love cats because they will literally just smack anything they don’t vibe with

Soup should be a human right. In the heart of every town there should be a big pot of soup and you can help yourself. And if anybody meddles with the soup… well. the answer should be obvious.

mike’s hard bubble tea

It’s just marbles

I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox

It’s that time of year again