𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫

Happy month to all my fav girlkissers

What do you know about patience if you've never had to put up with one of my tantrums?

"Looks or personality?" Your soul (boobs)

Men call it the "princess treatment" but it's just what I'd do for myself on an average day

Am going out tonight. Y'all better hide your moms

To be a brat until the day I die

Idk about you guys, but I do get dressed up for men. For women, I get undressed

My favorite type of girl is the one who's obsessed with the gym

I want you in good times, bad times, on top, on the bottom, on the table, in the dining room, in the bathtub, on the kitchen floor, or how did it go again?

Whatever you do when you're drunk, it's not you, it's the AI (alcoholic intelligence)

When you're so pretty that her mom isn't homophobic anymore>>>>>>

For God's sake, I love women who are pathetic, whiny, needy, and sweet as puppies