cryptozoologist

We’ve never met, but I’ll carry this memory forever

is it?

Two raccoons swimming in close circles in a pond Bc they ARE gay and in love

The moon spirit

Those koi look weird

call that a freshlight

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

Momma, uwu, didn’t mean to make you cry

holy shit

c’mon yellowstone national park let’s get sickening 

where’s the part where the State Trooper takes the rescued man to his work cabin/station for some food and rest before heading back to civilisation, but there was only one bed?

You left out that the survivor’s name is literally Tyson Steele.  If that’s not the romantic lead in a gay romance nothing is.

Did Chuck Tingle write this

This post isn’t written in any known human language

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

is that a fucking game boy cartridge case?

this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won’t be an issue because no one will have sex with you

im ok i just want to die a lot

Question: how long does a stick of deodorant last you?

Usually only 3 or 4 bites.

Why do I even bother

:/

this horrible post is directly responsible for Verizon’s billion dollar loss

Let’s bring this back

Pulling out two leeches in the subway and putting them in my ears like AirPods