Chaos, she politely knocked, so I opened the door

my blorbo appears on screen and I start making clicking-chattering noises like a cat when a bird flies past the window

Yes babygirl you’re a very handsome young man

Puthykraken got dithintegrated by the dithcourthe

everyone check out my new ya fantasy novel called a court of blood, bone, ash, roses, thorns, fire, ice, stone, ravens, enemies to lovers, fake dating, two number 9s, a number 5 large, and an extra large fries

I love how Tumblr is like "stop complaining about the changes that fuck up your muscle memory and workflow, we're making the site better and you're just used to the workarounds and don't want it to be user-friendly for the newbies, crybabies," yet if you use quotation marks in your tags it STILL completely borks them. Priorities!

i just heard my mum say ‘you are very naughty’ and then a meow and then another softer ‘okay but next time there will be consequences’ and then another meow and then a ‘you’re right probably not’ 

Obsessed with the concept of a character who has never been treated kindly or gently in their life (or in a very long time) and suddenly being treated gently and with care and being stunned and then overwhelmed by it.

Good morning! I- *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you*