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literally one of my favorite posts on this site

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spiribia

Why is so much adult oriented 2d animation bastard ugly, do they know they don’t have to do that? The characters don’t have to projectile vomit all the time either, but maybe that’s asking too much

robertfagden

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

allthingswhumpyandangsty

#know your fandom history

sals-sonic

I love you ao3, I love you dead dove, I love you dark and fucked up ships, I love you weird and unusual kinks, I love you porn without plot, I love you unapologetic violent fiction, I love you horror, I love you splatterpunk, I love you unreliable narrators, I love you morally gray characters, I love you characters with no morals whatsoever, I love you authors that write whatever you want, I love you authors who don't stop others from writing whatever they want, I love you readers with critical thinking skills, I love you media literacy

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larval-tear

somewhat horny: i have to get Fucked!

quite a bit horny: can we pretend i’m an elven prince and the necromancer’s curse turns me into a demon on the full moon and the only way to cure me is to have my Womb filled by a chivalrous knight . and can you make sure you say soem shit like ‘forsooth’ and ‘by my honor’ and stuff. mngh

hornier than anyone has ever been: i need to kiss someone and get married

herpsandbirds

GET ABSOLUTELY SHRIMPED!!!

oldbootbutch

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

willgrahamscock

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

willgrahamscock

you don’t have to write safe practices and contract agreements. your audience knows not to apply any of this in their real lives, sasuke doesn’t know what a safe word is im begging you please write the toxic yaoi

sarazanmai

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willgrahamscock

almost 9 thousand likes I can’t take it anymore, it’s gonna be illegal to ship sasuke and naruto soon

almondarcade

when people use “you messed with the wrong fandom” as a threat

twin-gemiinii

It’s funnier because we all know there’s only one fandom that does that but if we mention it specifically, they’ll do just that.

unorthodoxchronicles

we better keep this like SUPER LOCKED down we don’t know WHO could react to this one, EH? EH?

neclipsis

If you’re aiming at SuperWhoLocks, ITS NOT FUNNY.

They’ve arrived

ackleholics-anonymoose-blog

Originally posted by dean-winchester-crush

ruined-by-destiel

Originally posted by stuffyase

Originally posted by myownobessionthatcannotstop

almondarcade

are you people trying to threaten me with gifs of Bendytoots Lizardman and friends

sweet-hedonist

Pffff we’re so scared

high-functioning-fallen-angel

You should be.

Originally posted by findreactions

almondarcade

I Am Unironically Being Threatened With Gif Of Generic White Man With Gun™

mccoys-killer-queen-deactivated

You better be thankful that it was just a “Generic White Man With Gun™”

it could’ve been Sam Fucking Winchester

almondarcade

Generic White Man 2™: This Time Nakey

thecrazyalaskan

senchromelove

oh my god it’s 2016 i thought this nightmare was over

patienc

This is the worst post on this website

mentally-unstable-bagel

This is the best post on this website

princebuffovt

paperstorm

Wait I’m sorry parent/child incest fic?????? Why does that exist? Why do you KNOW that exists?????? What the fuck 🤢

I feel like you can sort of tell how long (or not) someone has existed in fannish spaces by how outraged they get about things like this. Like rings in a tree trunk lol. I've been in so many fandoms. At least one, but often multiple at the same time, since I was a teenager. I've seen just. Everything.

Sex pollen. Mpreg. Incest. Monster fucking. Tentacles. Pairings like Snape/Hermione that would be crazy abusive and illegal if they were real. Wild kinks. The babygirlification of all kinds of villains. So much RPF (the 'I sincerely believe they are secretly a couple' kind and the 'this is fictional but it's fun to imagine they're in love' kind.)

You learn to just scroll past shit you don't like or unfollow people or filter tags. The tldr of fandom is that humans are weird as fuck. And creative, and unhinged, and traumatized, and talented. And amazing. And every single thing that you clutch your pearls about 'well surely someone doesn't want to read/write THAT!' - someone does. Probably lots of people do. And those people are perfectly normal. In their offline lives, they're parents and siblings and they have jobs and friends and they go about their lives and they don't cause any harm. And that's the sticking point. There's this really concerning, frankly highly Evangelical idea that if someone enjoys the wrong kind of fiction, they are obviously a Bad Person. But nothing is that simple, and thought crimes aren't real, and you definitely have some thoughts or ideas that someone else would find fucked up. You don't have to like every kind of fic that exists. I certainly don't. But shaming people for their harmless fantasies about fictional characters is so boring. I saw Goody Proctor enjoying a Toxic Ship! Good for you, I'll alert the pope.

shaneposting

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

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eat-your-milk

I just really wanted to draw some scrungly Tooths.

#httyd

sboochi

Made myself a new lockscreen!

#httyd

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