Where Angels fear to Tread

bouncing on it in repentance

crying and begging for forgiveness on it

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

it is like talking to a fucking g3n13 with you people

au where areadbhar is a yaoi paddle

getting dick from the olive garden waitress and she's putting it in little by little like "say when"

getting pussy from the olive garden waitress and its obvious that they just microwaved that shit in the back

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

thank god for breasts *remembers im atheist* thank science for breasts

official boob post

you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

I really wonder what the demographic outcome would be of trans people involuntarily getting "the body you'd have if practicality wasn't a concern" like what percentage of the resulting bodies would be obviously nonhuman?

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams she found herself transformed in her bed into a cyborg werewolf with dragonfly wings.

my cup size